Jay needs this sign!!

gothconfessions:

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I fucking love top hats I wish I could pull it off 

gatewaylesbian:

tayloki:

cloudspanties:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING. 

how many times have I reblogged this?

nope don’t care IDWIW

CRYING

Bahahahahahaahahahahaah Sleipnir meet your parents

theblessedfaithless:

cyberviking:

metal-serbian-lady:

theonce-lermpreg:

sassy-little-wigglytuff:

gabbyv23:

scientificperfection:

certifiedtimelord:

dancingpurge:

that-girl-with-the-boots:

egyptiandarkmatter:

Does this mean I’m Ethan or a Cyndaquil?

You’re the bag. *smacked*

I’m Frank West.
How fucked am I? MORE LIKE HOW FUCKED IS EVERYONE ELSE. 

I’m….-thinks-

Commander Shepard.

…Shiiiiiiiit

…I’m Gordon Freeman

oh

My- m-my- pokemooon…

Pit. but depending on the chapter I’m on in Kid Icarus: Uprising, Magnus.

YOU’D BEST UNFUCK YOURSELVES PEOPLE.

Chell

oh man I’m so fucked

I’d lose my balance and fall into the water or the abyss or something

Nite Owl and Rorschach………… This could work.

Adam Jensen. I got this shit.

Marcus Fenix. 

Pretty sure I just won everything.  

Kain “Blood Omen” I’m good he a vampire no dying! 

Saw this on my facebook feed 

Don’t Look At My Girl
Don’t Look At Her Ass
Don’t Smile At Her
Don’t Like Her Pictures
Don’t Inbox Her
Don’t Compliment Her
Don’t Giver Her Your Advice
Don’t Send Her 
No Good Morning Or Good Night Texts
Don’t Facetime Her
Don’t Buy Her Nothing
Don’t Ask Her To Go Nowhere
Don’t Touch Her
Don’t Try To Be “Besties, Favs, Twins
Don’t Worry About Her, 
She’s MINES !
I’ll Kill You..

- Albert Nunez

‎…That is called trying to control some one that you have no right trying to control. A female you are dating is not “yours”. She may have promised to be with you and only you but you do not own her. If she chooses to have friends (regardless of gender) that she hugs, asks for advice, and hangs out that is her business not yours.

thetreetopperthatcould:

• I’ll tackle you.
• Be weird around you
• Sing to you.
• Dance for you.
• Scream at you.
• Take your food.
• Be mean to you.

gatewaylesbian:

lostwithoutmyconsultingdetective:

brigwife:

dontstartlethewitch:

 

Ahh come on then give me a laugh

I’m almost afraid to ask…

O.O 

littlegothicgirl:

This is most goth’s GPOY

I always do :)

mrsghoulscout:

the-unpopular-opinions:

its super creepy when people refer to him as “daddy” too

disagree?

Agree

…Hey look the first time I reblogged what’s-his-face. But I seriously have to agree, I mean he’s not terrible but there are much better looking people out there…like Dani Filth XD

So true 

winterstarked:

Avengers one-liners (part 1)